DK: You sure I’m not some kind of monkey?

Crock: Boy, you be as Crock as they come Donkey Crock!

Here, sees for yourself!

(music starts playing)

Crock: Arrr, feast your eyes!

Look into the mirror, it never lies!

You’re a pirate, can’t you see that this is no disguise!

You little lootin’ pillage come and terrorize!  

Your reflection tells a story of a pirate’s life of glory!

Trust your eyes! Arrr, the mirror never lies!

DK: How can this be? I faintly recall swinging tree to tree, now I see a pirate dance in front me!

Slimy, Scaly, beady eyes in front of me, what a surprise!

The reflection tells a story of a pirate’s life of glory, trust my eyes!

The mirror never lies!

DK and Crock: The reflection tells a story of a pirate’s life of glory, trust your eyes!

Arrr, the mirror never lies! The mirror never lies!